Wherein I Take Pitch Meetings At The Kips Bay Decorator Showhouse

"Please don't publish narratives in our Home Section; we don't embroider the wallpaper in your maharani boudoir."

Or how about, "A decorator with a narrative is like a mule with a spinning wheel. no one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it."

Or wait, how about this one:

And over the desk, where a picture of Ashton Kutcher might presumably rest, hangs a work of art - an homage to Donald Baechler - by the poet and painter Rene Ricard. (Ms. Angus initially told visitors that the artist in question was Renee Richards, the tennis player, physician and celebrated graduate of sex-change surgery.)...

But I wondered why an ČtagËre in the corner had been lined with children's game boards and cocktail glasses, an arrangement that seemed to say that this family was readying itself for a visit from a 6-year-old accustomed to demanding a gimlet and a game of Candy Land.

I was worried about this family. The table in the dining room was set for dinner and a place card indicated that Lizzie Grubman had been invited.

At Kips Bay, Madame Is at Home (and pretentious, imaginary client personas by at-once un- and too-self-conscious decorators run amok) [NYT]

Since 2001 here at greg.org, I've been blogging about the creative process—my own and those of people who interest me. That mostly involves filmmaking, art, writing, research, and the making thereof.

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