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Commercial production house Zooma Zooma is hosting The Reel Truth [Quicktime], a hi-larious, sodium pentathol-laced short film, set on the set of a commercial. My favorite scene is the one with the MBA client in it:

INT - SOUNDSTAGE

Accompanied by the ass-kissing PRODUCER, the suit-wearing BRAND MANAGER visits the set to consult with the DIRECTOR.


BRAND MANAGER
Can I look through the camera?

DIRECTOR
Of course, of course. It's a little known fact that some of the world's best cinematography is the result of input from arrogant, pinheaded business school grads like yourself.


BRAND MANAGER
Oh, Naturally. (pause)
I think we should go tighter. I don't really know why, or even what I'm talking about, but this is my sole creative act this year, aside from choosing the color of my minivan.

This just confirms the genius of my original idea: What if we make the business school grad the director? My brilliance dazzles even me sometimes... [via BoingBoing and this Jim Griffin]

Followup: According to AdAge, director Tim Hamilton made the short as a sequel to Truth in Advertising, for an awards show. And if you have to ask his nationality, well...

An OFFICEWORKER wearing a beige dress and a thin, cream-colored cardigan talks on a phone while she gingerly picks up yogurt and carrot sticks. A MAN with bedhead and cutoff khaki shorts stands nearby, contemplating how many Diet Cokes to buy.


OFFICEWORKER (on phone)
...On top of that, a woman quit yesterday.

(pause)

No, one you want to stay.

(pause)

No, she told them yesterday, you know, gave them her two-weeks notice, and they threw a fit. Then she said, 'You know what? Just consider this my last day,' and walked out.

(pause)

NO! That's how they are. And you know the worst part?


The officeworker moves toward the bagel counter, and the man decides to see how the bananas are and moves absentmindedly-looking in the same direction.

OFFICEWORKER

(pause)

I think I'm becoming one of them.

A pair of COMMANDERS-IN-CHIEF are having problems with their PowerPoint presentations, berating an INTERN. They proceed and address the troops.

COMMANDER
Where is MRS Company?

CARLA and JANE look around sheepishly and raise their hands.

COMMANDER Right. You will lead the all-important Operation Human Shield. Take the Burrito Guy with you.

Where is MBA Company?


Several rows of MEN in polo shirts (tastefully embroidered with the logos of their companies or Burning Tree C.C.) and Tasmanian gabardine khakis raise their hands.

COMMANDER
Right, you are Operation Get Behind The Housewives.

Listen to a reading of this scene (mp3 via moviesounds.com).

August 11, 2002

INT - NIGHT - BEDROOM

Returning from the bathroom where he brushed his teeth using his new toothpaste, Arm & Hammer P.M. ("Fights Nighttime Mouth!"), a MAN leans over to kiss his WIFE goodnight.

MAN
Do you like my minty fresh breath?

WOMAN
You HAVE no breath.

June 19, 2002

In the cab this morning:

In the cab this morning: A veritable weblog full of unsolicited narration from the older, female driver.
"I been driving a cab 34 years."
"I used to race cars. I was 14."
"The tourists come to see the matinee, but they can't drive."
"I washed my car this morning, but I didn't need to. It's clean."
"My friend died. Cancer. Yesterday."
"He's a cabdriver 30 years. three sons and a grandson. He's so young."
"And he just bought a new cab last year."

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