Happy Masterpieces Saved From Ron Perelman’s Burning House Day

a court filing of a nighttime photo of two east hampton fire fighters, both white guys, carrying a joseph beuys blackboard painting out of  ron perelman's house, passing under a breezeway, surrounded by greenery, in the aftermath of a fire in sept 2018
Filing 654742/2020-1866: Firefighters removing Joseph Beuys’s blackboard painting, Chikago (1974), from Ron Perelman’s library on Sept 29, 2018, via NYSSC

On the evening of September 28th and into the dark morning of the 29th, 2018, East Hampton firefighters worked tirelessly to put out a fire in the Georgica Pond home of Ron Perelman. Through their valiant efforts and those of the illiquid billionaire’s minions, most of the most valuable artworks in the house were saved.

a court filing of a photo of a large franz kline abstract painting in black and white, leaning on the doors of ron perelman's home theater in east hampton, the glazing on the painting reflects the beams in the eaves overhanging the building. around and in front of the kline are piles of orange mid century furniture cushions, some lamps, a prouvé chair, and stacks of books and catalogue raisonne, all evacuated from a fire in the main house in sept 2018
Filing 654742/2020-881: a Franz Kline and a bunch of furniture and books moved out of Ron Perelman’s main house to the eaves of the home theater, 2018, via NYSSC

Well, actually, Joseph Beuys’ 1974 blackboard painting, Chikago, which Perelman had just acquired in 2017, did suffer some water damage. And I can’t figure out what happened to the Franz Kline evacuated to the home’s detached home theater, surrounded by a bunch of Prouvé that, I assume, became part of the nearly $200 million insurance payout for furniture.

a court filing of a 2018 photograph of a cy twombly loops painting, a warhol silkscreen painting of 21 elvis heads, turned on its side, and the edge of a handpainted warhol soup can, leaning against the diamond mullion windows of ron perelman's home theater in east hampton, with a large round polished wood dining table in front of them, all items evacuated from the main house after a fire in sept 2018
Filing 654742/2020-879: a Twombly and two Warhols safe, sound, and undamaged in any way, in Ron Perelman’s home theater, via NYSSC

But Perelman’s 1971 Twombly, his Warhol Elvis and Soup Can paintings, and his two Ruschas, which were also in the library and dining room, and which were also evacuated to the home theater, survived unscathed. Perelman had been worried, as any good steward of artworks would, of course, that these five significant pieces, which he’d insured for $410 million, well above their market value, might have been damaged or diminished in some way, even invisibly, by the fire, or their association with it. Perelman only “collected masterpieces,” his risk manager testified. And the value of a masterpiece can only be determined by the owner of a similar masterpiece, and “if we have to go and buy it off Steve Wynn’s wall, we’ll pay his asking price.”

And so Perelman suggested that instead of possibly embarrassingly realizing a loss of value, his insurance companies should just pay him $205 million, and—by tautological virtue of remaining in his collection—the artworks would remain masterpieces.

And when his insurance companies insulted them by declining to pay, he sued, putting the integrity of these artworks to the courts to decide.

And last week, a NY State Supreme Court judge declared that indeed, Perelman’s paintings were not damaged, their honor was not besmirched by the light patches of soot on the edges of their frames, and they were as valuable and certifiable masterpieces as they were the day before the fire.

What a relief that must be for an artlover like Ron Perelman, that his Twombly had not, in fact, “lost its ‘oomph,'” and what a victory for art.