Art Fair Seasons

a photo of a tv hanging from a ceiling in front of a window shows cnbc's inside wealth segment, with a report from art basel miami beach. the white guy reporter in blue blazer and no tie because miami, ig, is standing in a pen with a low wire fence, surrounded by flesh-colored murder robot dogs, probably just alibaba knockoffs of boston dynamics, but the dogs are affixed with lifelike heads of the shittiest oligarchs in the world right now, plus warhol and picasso. the robots toddle around, shitting out photos and nfts, but none of that is apparent in this image. in the background, the cold dark floor of the miami convention center betrays the location, art basel miami beach art fair, where four skittles-colored abstract paintings fill a 12-ft tall wall. tom hearden posted this photo to bluesky, with the skeet: i hate it here. the ticker shows bitcoin is down $2200
the most cursed ABMB photo of 2025, by Tom Hearden’s bluesky, h/t Chris Rusak

I’m kind of pressed atm, and have never been happier to ignore Art Basel Miami Beach. When Chris Rusak sent along this photo, and wondered about the Clyfford Still-ish paintings in the background, though, I had to stop for just a moment, and think. And feel. And ache.

Because from the label, we learn that Koen van den Broek conceived this project “as a tribute to David Anfam (1955-2024), the renowned American art historian and authority on Abstract Expressionism. Through his work, van den Broek explores the visual, spiritual, and art-historical resonances between Vincent van Gogh and Clyfford Still—an intellectual and aesthetic dialogue that Anfam consistently foregrounded in his curatorial practice.”

And Gallery Baton brings them all the way to Miami only to end up—but no. Actually, no. A 10-meter wide suite of four 2.8m tall, Skittles-colored abstractions generically titled Season A through Season D, that reference two art historical giants while assiduously ignoring the resonances the memorialized scholar actually laid out, are actually the perfect backdrop for a CNBC Inside Wealth report on Beeple’s corral of oligarch-headed, NFT-shitting, murder robot dogs.

JP Morgan Chase just announced another $4 billion headquarters in London, Koen, hope you get that bag.