“One night I dreamed that I painted a large American flag, and the next morning I got up and went out and bought the materials to begin it,” Jasper Johns has been quoted saying for decades.
Well, last night I dreamed I destroyed a large painting, and the sound of the scraping of the painted surface woke me up the next morning, and I was horrified at having done it, and it seemed like an Agnes Martin painting, but in other moments it was the craggy surface of Jasper Johns’s Fragment of a Letter bronze I was peeling off, except that was all part of the dream, too, and then I got up and blogged the draft to begin it.

Somehow maybe the Jasper Johns ASL works I’d fallen asleep trying to write about collided with the paintstripping reels I get served on instagram.

And I can’t tell if the Agnes Martin connection was her destructive tendencies or her geometry:

Or if the geometry was actually Caillebotte’s Raboteurs,

which, while it would be a sultry dream, might actually be part of the waking up flailing to explain the jagged scraping . Which did not, upon fully awake reconstruction, sound like actual paint scraping, à la Gerhard Richter’s squeegees. But which, I suspect, was actually my own intermittent snoring, which could also explain the repeated sense I’d had that I’d woken up when I had not, or had not quite.