This honestly feels like a monkey paw wish situation.
To celebrate 20 years of me nagging them about merch, Glenstone has just launched merch. And it’s got Jeff Koons or Andy Goldsworthy on it.

OK, the fox t-shirt with the Serra Contour in the background is kind of nice. And the hats. And the totes.
Glenstone 20th anniversary merch, IRL only [glenstone.org/merchandise]
Previously, related [Jenny Holzer merch]: A Use of Opulence Comes As Some Surprise