INT – AMPHITHEATER – WACO, TX

A pair of COMMANDERS-IN-CHIEF are having problems with their PowerPoint presentations, berating an INTERN. They proceed and address the troops.

COMMANDER
Where is MRS Company?

CARLA and JANE look around sheepishly and raise their hands.
COMMANDER
Right. You will lead the all-important Operation Human Shield. Take the Burrito Guy with you.
Where is MBA Company?

Several rows of MEN in polo shirts (tastefully embroidered with the logos of their companies or Burning Tree C.C.) and Tasmanian gabardine khakis raise their hands.

COMMANDER
Right, you are Operation Get Behind The Housewives.

Listen to a reading of this scene (mp3 via moviesounds.com).