First, Shill For All The Writers

This is funny:
Not The Daily Show, With Some Writer

But this is funnier:
From the Colbert Report writers: hungvp158: “Very successful entertainment executive, who is also quite young for his position, on why scribes’ strike is asinine. Not tooting own horn or anything but he is very connected– squash, Iger– has inside dope. And ‘hung’ not an exaggeration.”

Round 1 goes to The Colbert Report writers. Back to you, John.