I See Alec Baldwin as Gandolfini

Today’s Boldface Names column in the Times is a ready-to-shoot script for a Hemingwayesque short. The story: James Gandolfini, who’s putting the Ernest H. in HBO, gets into character by putting the moves on…on the reporter for the New York Times. The whole thing takes place during a benefit at Elaine’s.
I’d shoot this myself, but I’m still too traumatized over losing my shaving kit last week on the exact spot where this love scene takes place. Think about it.
The Old Man and the She [NYT, via Gawker]