Meanwhile, Brett Ratner’s Going, “Dude, I Could SO Kick Michael Bay’s Ass.”

I already added X3 to the pile of sequel-sequels that I won’t see [lessee, there’s Matrix 3, Star Wars 3, Godfather 3, Police Academy 3…], but that doesn’t mean I don’t love reading the reviews.
Take Walter Chaw’s review, for example, at Film Freak Central: “…an example of what can happen when a homophobic, misogynistic, misanthropic moron wildly overcompensates…
…It’s Michael Bay’s Schindler’s List…”
X-Men: The Last Stand review by Walter Chaw [ via goldenfiddle]