The symmetry is too good to pass up

Why I Hate DC just turned up on Aaron’s site, and then David Ross just forwarded me I HATE New York City. Thanks to weblogs, I can now hate wherever I live, which is very convenient.
One thing I hate about DC: They take forever to tow a car, which means wrecked or abandoned cars line the roads, Mad Max-style.
New York, on the other hand, tows your car almost instantly, even if you just run into the post office for a few minutes. Bastards.