Dear Bootleggers of Christian Marclay's 4-channel masterpiece, Video Quartet,
First off, you're fabulous. Second, rather than pan back and forth and back and forth across the four screens, if you would please station yourself to the side and get as wide a fixed shot as you can, maybe get a wide angle lens, even? Mkay? Great, thanks.
Hey, look at that, Video Quartet is showing at the Nasher Gallery at Duke until July 26th! School's out, could be pretty uncrowded!