Now THAT’S a Health Care Crisis

“As for her walking barefoot, The Doctor’s orders are for her to wear Uggs or tennis shoes and it’s just too hot for that.”
Uggs? Uggs??? You might as well bleed her to rebalance her humeurs. Mrs. Spears.
[via Defamer, who keeps track of Britney’s toilet footwear so you don’t have to. Unless you work for InStyle, in which case, it’s your job, and what your parents shelled out $140,000 so you could go to Brown for. They must be so proud.]