I’m a bit crazy with an offline deadline, so I’ll just give you your assignment:
David Beckham as Joseph
Posh Spice as Mary
Samuel L. Jackson as a wise man (What’s that, he’s a shepherd? But he’s wearing his Jedi outfit!)
The Duke of Edinburgh, as a wise man
Anyone who’s not black and British giving a farthing about a flinty, racist old gigolo like the Duke of Edinburgh in the first place.
George W. Bush as a wise man
The marketing guy at Madame Tussaud’s ever getting into heaven now.
Starting with the prospect that wax does not, in fact, melt when submerged in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity by a wrathful God, please plot rank the following in order of sheer implausibility:
Nativity scene from hell [via towleroad]
odd, that: Meltdown at Madame Tussaud’s [Times of London]