Zsa Zsa Gabor Still Alive, Suffers Stroke

Credit where it’s due: one summer in the Hamptons, a housemate picked up Zsa Zsa’s autobiography at the Southampton library booksale–the one written in response to her Beverly Hills copslapping incident, not the other one–and it was hi-larious. Lots of stuff like, “I wear nothing in bed. Except for diamonds.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor In Critical Condition After Stroke
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