Crowbars: 2, Maybach: 1

Football team owner Gigi Becali [aka the Woody Johnson of Bucharest]’s car got sideswiped. So he and a henchman opened the door like they do in the old country: with a couple of crowbars and a sportsnews camera crew watching on.
A Maybach hasn’t been subject to this kind of mitteleuropische humiliation since the Bulgarian-born Christo wrapped himself in one during “The Gates.”

Video: Maybach schadeherstel
[ via jalopnik]