Any Club That Will Have Me As A Member

The Internet is a series of tubes.
Also, the art world is a series of dinner parties.
My favorite out-of-nowhere aphorism: “Forget about one-on-one art. This fall, elitism will find its feet in a rush of exclusive, invitation-only performances, like Damien Hirst’s debut as a fashion designer, at Gagosian on Saturday night.”
Spectator Sport by Linda Yablonsky [artforum]