Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before


“I have a strange and unpleasant announcement to make,” host Dave Hill, a comedian…announced. “There are too many women and not enough men. We’re not sure what to make of this, but we have to close the registration to women.”

“Is this for real?” our female friend wrote in a text after being denied a spot. “The girl with the Smiths tattoos got turned away from Smiths speed dating?”

– from Adam Martin’s coverage of Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now, a Smiths fan speed dating event in Greenpoint last week, for New York Magazine. [nymag via tmn]