Your Homework For The Day

I'm a bit crazy with an offline deadline, so I'll just give you your assignment:

Starting with the prospect that wax does not, in fact, melt when submerged in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity by a wrathful God, please plot rank the following in order of sheer implausibility:

  • David Beckham as Joseph
  • Posh Spice as Mary
  • Samuel L. Jackson as a wise man (What's that, he's a shepherd? But he's wearing his Jedi outfit!)
  • The Duke of Edinburgh, as a wise man
  • Anyone who's not black and British giving a farthing about a flinty, racist old gigolo like the Duke of Edinburgh in the first place.
  • George W. Bush as a wise man
  • The marketing guy at Madame Tussaud's ever getting into heaven now.

    Nativity scene from hell [via towleroad]
    odd, that: Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's [Times of London]

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