These bus shelter posters in London seem so fake, it's shocking to read the text: "CCTV and Metropolitan Police on busses are just two ways we're making your journey more secure/Busses are getting better/Mayor of London. Police and CCTV on a bus? I saw that movie in 1994; didn't seem very secure to me...
I was looking on Indiewire for the official MoMA Documentary Fortnight screening schedule announcement, so this headline made me flinch: "'Failed Artist' Allen Talks Up European Film". Fortunately, it's not about me or my "European film," it's Woody, who disingenuously (but accurately, especially lately) calls himself "very, very mediocre."
