Congratulations to Euan and Lucy on their new baby, who'll have a helluva time fitting his name into application forms for anything: Heathcliff Felix Alistair Euan Rellie.
As for the distinction of being the first baby reported on Gawker, well, that speaks for itself. To schedule a playdate with little Heathcliff, check out his Friendster account, or drop by the SoHo House nursery.