I'm a bit crazy with an offline deadline, so I'll just give you your assignment:
Starting with the prospect that wax does not, in fact, melt when submerged in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity by a wrathful God, please plot rank the following in order of sheer implausibility:
David Beckham as Joseph
Posh Spice as Mary
Samuel L. Jackson as a wise man (What's that, he's a shepherd? But he's wearing his Jedi outfit!)
The Duke of Edinburgh, as a wise man
Anyone who's not black and British giving a farthing about a flinty, racist old gigolo like the Duke of Edinburgh in the first place.
George W. Bush as a wise man
The marketing guy at Madame Tussaud's ever getting into heaven now.
Nativity scene from hell [via towleroad]
odd, that: Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's [Times of London]
