They came up with t-shirt slogans that would've sold like hotcakes at the time.
While some, like "Itís not whoring if you do it for free." and "At least my publicist loves me." are timeless, most remind me of a dentist's stack of Us Weekly's.
And "My agent won't return my calls" holds its own against "Ask me about my hair transplant!" in the "shirts no one'd ever buy for themselves, ever" category. Then again, they would make deliciously evil, anonymous gifts... Once again, ladies and gentlemen, Nick's genius shines through.
