Open news conference at the Cannes Film Festival are such absurdist theatrical frenzy, I half wonder if movie publicists didn't cook them up as a job security measure. The event serves up celebrities for an intense, dadaist interrogation by the world's most randomest journalists, whose competitive, provocative questions are designed to elicit a controversial or "newsworthy" [sic] non-scripted quote, something they can use.
In a more rational world they wouldn't be chopped up into meaningless squibs of quotes in the Hindustani Times; they would be televised in their entirety on a C-SPAN of the entertainment business, celebrity reality--no, celebrity verite--television.
The one or two quotes I've seen from the Oceans Thirteen conference, for example, are easily as entertaining as the post-scrum junket sitdown Time's Josh Tyrangiel got with Clooney, Pitt, Damon, and Barkin. Freed from artistic pretense, seriousness, or faux populism, these people sound like what they are: giddy, privileged multi-millionaires who decide to have a good time while doing the more tedious or repetitive parts of their jobs.
That said, what jumps out at me in the Time interview is what's apparently unsaid. Read the whole thing, but check out these parentheticals and tell me why they had to be there:
Are you worried Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are going to start a pogrom?And what went under this one? "Whatsername"? "The Old Ball & Chain"? "Her"?
BARKIN: I worry that every time I go to my hotel room, there are going to be areas that are cordoned off from me.
PITT: What's a pogrom?It's an anti-Jewish riot. Pretty common in 19th century Eastern Europe.
CLOONEY: [Jokingly] You guys got a long memory. Jeez.
As we're talking, there are paparazzi in boats out in the harbor taking pictures. Having just been through the celebrity muck of Cannes, who gets it the worst?Lucky Stars [time via kottke]
CLOONEY: There's no question, it's Brad.
PITT: Well, exponentially, with us together ...
CLOONEY: But even before he was with [Angelina Jolie], we used to chum the water with him.
PITT: This is not a joke. They used to send me out to take the hits.
[not disclosed anywhere because the company's called Time Warner, I guess?: Time and its partner CNN and People and Oceans Thirteen's producer/distributor, Warner Brothers, are all the same company.]
