If You Want A Picture Of The Future, Imagine A Glass Tabletop

debora delmar's 2015 sculpture smooth sailing is a giant tan teddy bear, like as big as an adult human, sprawled on its back on a terra cotta tile floor of a belgian art gallery with a round glass tabletop on top of it. decorative white rocks supposedly from a beach are under the bear's feet to raise them up and into contact with the tabletop. via the royal academy, where delmar studied soon after this show.
Débora Delman Corp., Smooth Sailing (Tan), 2015, bear, decorative rocks, glass, image via, cf Royal Academy, and installation shot from a student era show at Mon Cheri in Brussels

This 2015 sculpture, Smooth Sailing (Tan) by Débora Delman, is as perfect as Gunther Sachs’ 1969 table by Allen Jones is repulsive.

an allen jones misogyny table from 1969 sold at sothebys for a million pounds in 2012 had a white female mannequin on all fours, head down, black leather knee high boots and long black gloves, and a tits-out corset of black and yellow for its base, with a glass tabletop on the mannequin's back. the mannequin sits on a four-part white sheepskin, and appears to stare down at a round mirror laying under its face on the skin. this table was owned by party pig gunther sachs, who for a very long time owned the townhouse paul rudolph made for halston.
Allen Jones, Table, 1969, from an edition of six, sold by the estate of Gunther Sachs at Sothebys in
2012 for a million pounds

Meanwhile, though the coffee table in which Anthony Michael Hall’s Geek was encased is nowhere to be found,

the purported glass dining table from John Hughes’ 1984 racist teen date rape comedy Sixteen Candles was sold at a COVID compliant estate sale in Highland Park in October 2020.

a glass dining table with a wavy edge sits on two square glass bases sits on a beige sisal area rug in a beige travertine floored beige dining room where the sconces have been removed from the beige wall above the beige wainscotting. supposedly this table was used in filming the final scene of john hughes' 1984 date rape teen comedy Sixteen Candles, where jake the rich senior, after trading away his passed out girlfriend to be raped by anthony michael hall's geek, sits on this table with molly ringwald's character, a sixteenth birthday cake in between them. the estate sale manager of this highland park illinois sale claimed without any documentation that this table moved from the movie location house to its c.2020 house, though nothing else in the estate seems to indicate any connection to hughes or the film.

h/t @voorwerk

Better Read #40: Tacita Dean’s Directions To The Spiral Jetty

a detail of a photo of a page of a book,  Tacita Dean: Selected Writings and Complete Works & Filmography, showing the header of a fax sent in June 1997 to Dean by the Utah Arts Council, the second of two pages of directions to Spiral Jetty. The text partially reproduced here is read in full in the audio below, but for conceptual reasons not explained in the audio, it felt relevant to have the directions interrupted by the header. hopefully this image gives a sense for what will happen in the robot audio performance.

Though a review of USGS historic data for water levels at the Great Salt Lake show it had re-emerged briefly in the 1980s, the first reported sighting of Robert Smithson’s Spiral Jetty occurred in the Spring of 1994. I saw it in August 1994, following a half-sheet set of directions and a hand-drawn map provided by the ranger at the Golden Spike National Historic Site, whose parking lot abuts the dirt road to Rozel Point.

In 1998 Tacita Dean made an artwork, Trying to find the Spiral Jetty, of directions to Spiral Jetty, which filled one and a half of two pages of a four-page fax she received from the Utah Arts Council. This edition of Better Read is an audio performance of that those now-obsolete directions, as preserved in Dean’s artwork. The fax is reproduced in Tacita Dean: Selected Writings and Complete Works & Filmography, published by the Royal Academy in 2018, which I surreptitiously photographed at Glenstone while waiting for my copy to arrive.

Trying To Find Trying To Find The Spiral Jetty

In June 1997 Tacita Dean was attending the Sundance Institute, and decided to find the Spiral Jetty, which had begun to resurface intermittently starting in 1994.

In 1998 she made an audio work—an installation and an audio cassette edition—titled, Trying to find the Spiral Jetty, and in 1999 she added a slideshow accompaniment, Rozel Point, Great Salt Lake, Utah, 1997.

an acrylic case for an audio cassette tape, trying to find the spiral jetty, has a cover that reproduces 1.5 pages of text on two sheets which were faxed to the artist tacita dean, are directions to the spiral jetty. via some british estate auction house
Tacita Dean, Trying to find the Spiral Jetty, 1998, audio cassette, ed. 100, sold in 2019 for like a pound

I’ve looked intermittently for years for a cassette edition, and have not heard it, but I do know the cover art: a set of typed directions provided by the Utah Arts Council, which were faxed to Dean at Sundance. [According to Tacita Dean: Selected Writings and Complete Works & Filmography, published by the Royal Academy in 2018, her saved fax is also a work in its own right.]

On a recent search for the cassette, I found a 1999 interview with Dean from Audio Arts, a cassette-based art magazine, which has been preserved by Tate Modern. In it she discusses Disappearance at Sea (1998), a short film for which she was nominated for the Turner Prize, and the Spiral Jetty search and works.

I had always assumed that Trying to find the Spiral Jetty was a field recording, a documentation of the trip made following the directions across increasingly remote and rough dirt roads. But Dean explains the audio is a fabrication, an exercise of memory. She and her companion, an audio engineer named Greg, reconstructed the trip in conversation, and then constructed it anew via Foley sound effects, to augment some ambient recording begun as they approached the lake.

Especially in the earliest, uncertain days of Spiral Jetty‘s re-emergence, and based on her work’s title, it seemed that searching for the Jetty had to be at least as relevant as whether she found it. But I also think that Dean was less concerned with the experienced reality on the ground than the produced reality on the tape. At least that’s how it sounds in her interview.

And of course, the embraced ambiguity worked its way through her practice, and led [as] directly [as possible, via the inspired machinations of Jeremy Millar] to her correspondence with JG Ballard, whose writings inspired Smithson, and to JG, her 2013 anamorphic 35mm film work which circled around Spiral Jetty.

Untitled (Joyce Hartley), 2025

a diptych of 1) the pale turquoise blue cover of the first edition of james joyce's ulysses has the title and author's name in white, thin, serif typeface. and 2) the limitation page from the edition, which is printed with info about the first 1,000 copies, the paper they're on, and which are signed vs numbered. this one is number 478 of the edition of 750 on handmade paper, and it is inscribed below in black ink: "This copy of Ulysses belongs to me, Marsden Hartley, arrived in Berlin, April 1, 1922/ from Paris" which is kind of wild because it was only published a couple of weeks before that. Anyway, somehow Georgia O'Keeffe ended up with this, and then her groupie/handyman/caretaker/heir to her entire fortune and controller of her and alfred stieglitz's legacy, juan hamilton, got it. hamilton sold it in 2019 at sotheby's along with a bunch of other stuff. and now (as of feb 2025) he has died.
Study for Untitled (Joyce Hartley? James Marsden?) Or I should really just call it, “This copy of Ulysses belongs to me, Marsden Hartley,” 2025, prints of some kind, 4to, 242 x 190 mm

I have no idea why, maybe it’s the limpid blue of the unusually clean dust jacket, or the corny way he inscribed it with,

“This copy of Ulysses belongs to me,
Marsden Hartley,”

But as soon as I saw it, I wanted to make a print diptych of the cover and limitation page of Hartley’s first edition copy of James Joyce’s Ulysses.

OK, this isn’t why why, but I’m pretty sure I would not have thought of it without seeing Robert Gober Potato Prints BTS.

Oh, interesting, that was within just a couple of days of seeing these 1920s Marsden Hartley paintings.

[Also, though Arches is obviously everywhere, Verge d’Arches seems to be a term or paper type only associated with Ulysses and like two other works. Is there a backstory there?]

March 5, 2019, JAMES JOYCE | ULYSSES. PARIS: 1922; FIRST EDITION, MARSDEN HARTLEY’S COPY, formerly owned by Alfred Stieglitz and/or Georgia O’Keeffe and then Juan Hamilton [sothebys]

John Koch Devine Light

a portrait of mrs christopher devine painted in 1973 by john koch. mrs devine is seated in an elaborately decorated living room, and only her left arm, neck, and coiffed head stick above the turquoise upholstered back of the gilt canapé, an 18th century french sofa which the devines were known to collect. a mahogany card table in the foreground has a bowl of short flowers, a little rack of eight books with their spines not visible, and a crystal candlestick holder whose sole purpose is to give koch a chance to paint light reflecting off the dangly bits. a similar chandelier is barely and gratuitously poking into the upper left corner of the painting. in the background are a black grand piano with an 18th century george romney portrait of someone else's kids and ancestors hanging above it. through an overly reflective arched doorway, the background recedes to another couple of rooms, with a statue of a woman with hands in prayer, silhouetted against a white curtained window. the woodwork on the distant floor and the closeup table all glow very showily. this painting is being sold for the third time, after the first two attempts failed, and it was donated to a convent upstate.

Does a John Koch painting need a touch of awkwardly sublimated homoeroticism to sell these days? Is retardataire virtuoso brushwork depictions of light dancing off of period furniture and crystal chandeliers in capacious pre-war interiors really not enough anymore?

Koch painted this portrait of Mrs Christopher (Bonaventura) Devine seated in the living room of her 20-room River House triplex in 1973, four years before his death, and twelve years before hers. After two attempts to sell it at seemingly reasonable Koch estimates, one of her grandchildren followed in her philanthropic footsteps and donated the painting to a convent.

a detail from a john koch portrait of bonaventura devine in which he has painted a portrait of two beige children, a small boy in a red suit, and a slightly taller gerl in a whilte dress, holding a little bundle of a doll wrapped in a blue blankie, and a black and white dog on its hind legs against her, as they all stand in a forest landscape. it is a portrait of the vernon children, from 1777, by george romney, and koch renders the light reflecting off it carved and gilded frame with a bit more care than he does the romney painting itself. in this cropped detail it can be discerned that it is hanging on a wall above a black grand piano on which sits a crystal candelabrum, and a white famille rose porcelain bowl in a glittering stand. the candleabrum, bowl, and the frame all cast shadows on the cream colored wall.
John Koch, The Vernon Children (After George Romney), a bonus with purchase of this larger painting, though because it’s Koch, he was obviously more interested in painting the light hitting the gilt frame…

And so now the nuns are selling it for whatever they can get, and the estimate is barely a tenth of where it started two years ago. It’s never not slightly weird, I think, to buy a portrait of someone you’re not related to. But the Devines did it; I do not think they had any family connection to the Vernon Children when they bought that 1777 George Romney portrait of them at Parke-Bernet in 1944. So maybe it’s just takes a little time.

Of course, now, after ten seconds of Googling, I learn that the Daughters of Mary are a traditionalist Catholic order who sold a Bouguereau in 2006, and then sued when they found out their appraiser was part of a consortium that flipped it a few months later for 5x the price. They lost. How this information informs your bidding strategy is between you and God.

16 Mar 2025, John Koch, Portrait of Mrs. Christopher Devine, est. $3-5,000 [update: it sold for $9,500, so the nuns’ll net $5-6k?] [kaminski’s via liveauctioneers]
Previously, related: John Koch, Portrait of Benjamin Chester (Version 1)
Everything’s Funnier When You Add ‘In Bed’ At The End