Picasso Would Not Have Blogged Dali’s Sea Urchin Photos

 a black and white photo of fascist clown salvador dali standing amid a cluttered studio landscape, with a plaster cast of a greek statue wearing a mask and hood, part of a painting of a vaulted arch, and two large photos on hanging bars of old engravings of sea urchins, by edward quinn, whose massive watermark sits atop the entire image
1957 photo by Edward Quinn of fascist clown Salvador Dali posing with sea urchin props in his studio

The exhausting and endless stream of idiots pouring out of America’s fascist clown car these days makes me hate Salvador Dalí’s attention-grabbing, money-craving, absurdist bullshit even more.

Now every time I have to see, like, Dalí putting a starfish on his head for a 1957 photoshoot about how he’s trying to get a sea urchin to make a painting with a swan’s feather in its mouth, or maybe a dry flower, I can only think of how it distracts from the news that he’d just had another audience with Franco.

So instead of calling him out, and the art world folks who stuck by him for the art, from MoMA and the National Gallery to Duchamp to the whole Suzi Gablik crew who summered in Cadaqués, and then pointing out the admittedly striking photo enlargements of 19th century engravings of sea urchins, should I have followed Picasso’s example, and never spoken or blogged his name or work again?

Anyway, in the five seconds I spent trying to reverse image search the engravings he used, I decided that sea urchins are very aesthetic and should not be canceled because of their worst fans. But also that 18th and 19th century engravers copied and recopied each other for generations, and though the details and quality of execution might vary, the results are basically the same. And in that way, they’re like fascists.