Paul Ford (you know, Ftrain?) snares An Interview With The Dolphin (the US Navy's mine-hunting, AWOL-going dolphin, that is).
If I knew Flash, I'd make Moroccan Minesweeper.
TMN: There are 2000 mine-sweeping monkeys that have been promised to the Iraqis by Morocco.
Takoma: See, thatís something people say, they go, ëa monkey could do this job.í Iím telling you something. You go to those minefields when they release those monkeys. You ever pour cherry Kool-Aid into a whaleís blowhole?
TMN: No.
Takoma: Thatís what those monkeys are going to look like in that minefield. Just puffs of red mist. Chee, chee, chee, chee, chee, chee, chee, boom, poof. It takes brains to do this job, and flippers.
[on TMN. image:ape-o-naut.org]
