Meanwhile, Brett Ratner’s Going, “Dude, I Could SO Kick Michael Bay’s Ass.”

I already added X3 to the pile of sequel-sequels that I won’t see [lessee, there’s Matrix 3, Star Wars 3, Godfather 3, Police Academy 3…], but that doesn’t mean I don’t love reading the reviews.
Take Walter Chaw’s review, for example, at Film Freak Central: “…an example of what can happen when a homophobic, misogynistic, misanthropic moron wildly overcompensates…
…It’s Michael Bay’s Schindler’s List…”
X-Men: The Last Stand review by Walter Chaw [filmfreakcentral.net via goldenfiddle]

Script Notes From WHP

What we need in this scene is a very dramatic showdown over separation of powers. Perhaps we could all pretend to argue amongst ourselves over some picayune case, preferably one that involves a corrupt Louisiana Democrat. That way, not only do we get to look concerned over separation, Hastert gets to look separate, and Gonzales gets to look principled [maybe he could even threaten to resign.]
Then while that’s going, we can get provide cover for getting Hayden–who was behind the big executive branch abrogation of co-equal government in the first season–confirmed and still not have him have to answer to Congress for anything about it. AND we still get to hype a Democratic corruption investigation through the long weekend.

Smithsonian Sells Archive To CBS For $6 Million

Why is that not the headline for any of the stories about the Smithsonian’s exclusive TV programming deal with Showtime?
Smithsonian officials signed a 30-year contract with CBS Corporation’s Showtime division giving them rights of first refusal to any “commercial” films produced using the Smithsonian’s collection, archives or experts in any more than an “incidental” way.
Look back 30 years and ask yourself what changes have been wrought in the cable TV market, the Internet, and film production. How many of them did you foresee? How many of them did you write into your contracts in 1976?
Then ask yourself what changes might occur in the next 30 years. Look what’s happened to the distribution of independent and user-created video with YouTube and Google Video in just the last year, for example, the same year it took for Showtime and Smithsonian to negotiate their secret deal. And since the Smithsonian sale came to light in March, AOL has also announced its own video competitor to YouTube.
From Robert Rodriguez’ home studio operation and Soderbergh’s HD Bubble to Jonathan Caouette’s DV/iMovie Tarnation to Rocketboom to liveblogging to Matt Haughey’s Star Wars Kid remake, we’re in the early days of an independently-created video content revolution. How many tens of thousands of potential documentaries, features, and shorts and who-knows-what-kinds of programs could be created in the next three years, never mind the next thirty, if the national patrimony held by the Smithsonian were made available in the way that, say, the BBC is planning to do? They’re opening their entire archive for remixing and reuse by the people who paid for it–the citizens and residents of the UK.
Instead, the Smithsonian has locked its holdings up for thirty years with a single company–CBS/Showtime–and for what? The right to make six programs per year outside the agreement, a 10% stake in the Smithsonian On Demand service, and guaranteed payments of $500,000 a year, plus some unknown percentage of future profits or revenues.
At even the most conservative calculations, the present value of those $500,000 payments is around $7.9 million. At a more typical discount rate (the historical risk-free rate of 8%), Showtime sews up 30 years of exclusive use of the Smithsonian’s resources for a freakin’ $6 million.
So not only did Smithsonian executives sell out America’s patrimony to a single, giant media corporation, they sold it for practically nothing.
Is there no other way for the Smithsonian to bring in $500k/year? Did they look at any other options at all? Did they consider at all the benefits and costs beyond guaranteed annual payments? For screenplays it helps develop that get turned into actual films, The Sundance Institute asks for a donation of a fraction of a percent of the film’s production budget, and 1% net profit participation.
What would be result if the Smithsonian charged a 0.5% fee for each program it cooperates with? It signed an average of 180 media contracts/year between 2000 and 2005. With an average budget of even $250,000, that’s already $225,000/year. Now imagine thousands or tens of thousands of filmmakers using the Institute’s collections to make tiny-budget–but commercially viable–content in the near future we’re already beginning to imagine.
The Smithsonian executives’ dogged insistence that only a very few filmmakers are affected demonstrates an inexcusable lack of some combination of vision, integrity, or sense of responsibility, and it shortchanges both the Institute and the country to the exclusive benefit of CBS. From the standpoint of what we got–and more importantly, of what we lost–we, the American people, have been thoroughly ripped off.
Smithsonian Hands Over TV Contract [wapo]

Coming Sooner Or Later

Yeah, I’ve got a post about the MoMA gig with Jim Mangold on Tuesday, which was a lot of fun. Great guy.
But first, this picture from Curbed, which was taken on 21st Street between 10th and 11th Avenues:

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Now compare it to this 2003 shot from the same block:

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In the end, we’re all just food for worms, boys, warming the bench until Miuccia comes.
Art is in the Eye of the Property Holder [curbed]
Elmgreen & Dragset, Opening Soon / Powerless Structures Fig. 242, 2003 [tanyabonakdargallery.com]

The Word I’ve Heard Bandied About Is “Star-Studded”

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And let me put it this way: when you’re talking about the films of James Mangold and you see the words “star,” “stud,” and “special” together that can only mean two possibilities: Joaquin Phoenix or Sylvester Stallone.
And if either of them are a no-show Tuesday, I’m sure moderator Anna Deveare Smith’ll be able to channel them as only she knows how.
In one of my other lives, I’m the co-chair of this benefit for MoMA’s Film and Media department, A Work In Progress, which this year honors Walk The Line director James Mangold.
The gig is this coming Tuesday, May 23rd, from 7-11pm, at MoMA and if past years’ have been any indication, the event will be awesome (and will run slightly over schedule).
Check out the invite here, and then buy a beneficently priced ticket or two here. [$400 to see the celebrity ear hair, $225 to see the celebrity bald spots, and $150 to eat the celebrity hors d’oeuvres.]

A Work in Progress: An Evening with James Mangold
[ersvp.com]
Previously: And the AWIP goes to: Marc Forster, Alexander Payne, Sofia Coppola, David O. Russell

The West Side Is Among Us Again

Whit Stillman not only lives, he writes in the Guardain about what the heck he’s been working on all this time. Some adaptation that didn’t work out, a script about Jamaican gospel churches…
As I’ve gone from identifying with the protagonists of Metropolitan to the aging yuppie at the bar at JG Melon’s in Metropolitan, I have to say, I’m a little put off by Mr. Stillman’s apparently laconic–or wary, maybe–approach to filmmaking.
But that’s probably because I seem to be doing the same thing, bouncing back and forth in stolen moments between pipe dream projects and adaptations. I just haven’t got three features under my belt.
Confessions of a serial drifter [guardian via greencine]

Finally! A Matthew Barney Movie You Can Understand

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Documentary director Alison Chernick’s newest film, Matthew Barney: No Restraint, sounds like a must-see, and not just for the rare behind-the-scenes footage in includes from the set of the artist’s own latest production, Drawing Restraint 9. [That’s the new one. You know, the one with Bjork. The one shot on a Japanese whaling ship. The one that has people pretending sure, they knew what a flensing knife was before they read the production notes, didn’t you read Moby Dick or something? Same page here? Great, let’s move on.]
No, MB:NR offers some things even rarer in the Matthew Barney-verse: dialogue. explication. edits. time for dinner. [The docu runs an audience-friendly 70 minutes.] From the trailer, it looks like there are some thoroughly objective interviews with disinterested folks like Barney’s dealer, his curator, his Guggenheim director, and his employees. And the film is being distributed by Barney’s distributor, too, who must be considering this a kind of primer for Barney neophytes, a gateway drug, if you will, to vast vats of Vaseline.
But enough snark. I kid because I love, more or less. And I think MB:NR can provide some interesting insights into Barney’s process, if not exactly into his work. Which, given its sculptural, material, and experiential nature, is probably as close as you can get
expect to get.
Matthew Barney: No Restraint debuted at Berlin and in the US at Full Frame, and it’s continuing on the festival circuit. But The Walker Center is also screening the film next Thursday, May 25, at 8pm. See the WAC calendar for details and tickets.
Matthew Barney: No Restraint filmsite [matthewbarneynorestraint.com]
Previous Barneyana on greg.org

“ps – Manalo Blahnik [sic] made the shoes.” [except for the Chuck Taylors]

Because I happen to know that she prefers the US spelling, “autarchically,” I believe this interview with Sofia Coppola is translated from the French:

SC/…I had been interested also by this period myself, the XVIIIth century in France, for quite a while, the atmosphere at Versailles, a place that functionned autarkically. I liked the idea of reconstituting that period, of doing a costume drama: to do that became then some sort of challenge for me.
JML/ Did you first try to do that film before shooting Lost in Translation?
SC/ I was working on MA’s screenplay much before LIT. In fact LIT was at first nothing but a distraction from MA, a means for me to get away from a project that I knew was going to be rather Pharaonic. After LIT I decided to concentrate myself entirely to MA, it then became a sort of obsession for me. I really put myself to work on the screenplay of MA on the very day that followed the end of LIT’s shooting.

“Title: In Marie-Antoinette’s Head” [ohnotheydidnt via greencine]

Here Comes The Sun (Olafur Eliasson @ Portikus)

You may know Brian Sholis from such venues as Artforum and his as-time-permits blog, In Search of the Miraculous.
Brian just posted some behind-the-scenes shots of the first of twelve installations Olafur Eliasson’s doing at Portikus, the Frankfurt art space. As anyone familiar with Olafur’s work knows, the behind is usually as important as the front.

A sneak peek at Olafur Eliasson’s ‘Light Lab’
[insearch]

And Some Have ‘Starchitect’ Thrust Upon Them

Supposedly reluctant starchitect Rem Koolhaas talked with the NYT’s Robin Pogrebin about the mutiny in his firm, OMA’s NY office, which is headed by supposedly reluctant starchitect-in-training Josh Prince-Ramus. Since the completion of the office’s Seattle Library in 2004, PR [sic] has been the subject of many articles in which he professes annoyance at being the subject of so many articles.
“But he [i.e., Koolhaas] said that he didn’t seek this status, that stardom had been pressed on him by a media culture that craves major figures. ‘In America the cult of celebrity makes the reality of a partnership harder to maintain,’ he said.”
PR concurs, “The media’s desire to make everything about an individual doesn’t reflect our reality.” Damn media and their craving for starchitects.
Now if we could just do something about those damn clients: Said Bill Lively, the go-to guy for the Dallas Center for the Performing Arts, which is just getting underway, “‘We’re going to have a Koolhaas-O.M.A. theater.'”
And as the client on another big OMA project in the works, an arts center in Louisville, explained, “‘The Koolhaas name obviously led us to the firm, but as I’ve learned over the years, you’re working with individuals…I think Josh is a celebrity in his own right.'” Nice.
Joshua Prince-Ramus Leaving Koolhaas’s O.M.A. to Start New Architecture Firm [nyt]
Previously: You can call me Rem
PS: archinect’s forum called this story two months ago.

Cannes’t Do

On the eve of the Cannes Film Festival, John Anderson takes a look at the phenomenally large amount of work that Palme d’Or winners Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne put into making their seemingly artless, effortless films.
And he looks at the phenomenally small amount of money Palme d’Or winners seem to make from US theatrical distribution. [What he doesn’t look at, though, is how much films like this will be dependent on DVD sales and rentals to make their actual US money. I thought that DVD was the new Box Office for indie/foreign/specialty films.]
Cannes Gold Tarnishes in U.S. [nyt]

[Sm]Art Money??

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After conducting the biggest contemporary auction in Sotheby’s history, Tobias Meyer told Artforum’s Sarah Thornton, “The best art is the most expensive, because the market is so smart.”
Uh-huh. This is the market that paid a million-one for a generic Yoshitomo Nara painting just because it’s big. Meanwhile, one of the last Robert Smithson non-sites in private hands–and artist hands at that, the piece was being sold by its original owner, Keith Sonnier–sold for just its high estimate, $374,400 [or $300K+ plus the 20% or so premium].
The market may be smart at the top, but there’s definitely a soft-headed center, too.
Yoshitomo Nara, “Missing in Action,” 1999, est. $200-300,000. Sold for $1.08 million at Christie’s [5/10/06].
Robert Smithson, “Shells and Mirror,” 1969, est. $200-300,000. Sold for $374,400 at Christie’s [5/10/06].

Oh MyGOP, The iPod For Special Republicans

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I realized when I grabbed this screenshot, I didn’t capture the actual GOP disclaimer, which disclaims any affiliation between the Republican National Committee and Apple Computer.
Still, given how hard it was to believe that such a thing as iPods for Special Republicans really existed, I thought my own interpolation was appropriate.
The Special Republican Edition iPod Video will be presented to the top 10 fundraisers who organize and host house parties on May 22nd using the RNC’s new social networking site, MyGOP [www.gop.com/mygop].
What, I wonder, would come loaded on such a rare edition iPod? [via gop.com/party]