Fosse, Gerry. Gerry, Fosse

Bob Fosse as the Snake in Stanley Donen’s 1974 movie musical adaptation of The Little Prince [available in low-res original and Billie Jean mashup versions, because why not? via maud]
which was not, in fact, filmed in the same location as Gus Van Sant’s Gerry after all:
Related: my 2003 interview with Van Sant’s producer Dany Wolf
my idea for a shot-for-shot remake of Gerry set in non-Anglo Los Angeles.

John Steiner’s Balloon, 1857

While this 1857 ambrotype of John Steiner’s balloon preparing for an international crossing from Erie, Pennsylvania to Canada is the first known photograph of a flying machine, Steiner’s was not necessarily the first balloon.

Still, kind of awesome.

FWIW, Steiner had to bail out over Lake Erie in dramatic fashion. His balloon made it to Canada and was found some time later.

The Smithsonian has the story–and the photo, which is on display at the National Air and Space Museum.

The Role Of Charles Kinbote Will Be Played By Paul Limbert Allman

On an evening in October 1986, two well-dressed men approached Dan Rather on Park Avenue, began asking him, “Kenneth, what is the frequency?” and then started pummeling him. They were never identified or caught, and the motive behind their question and their attack was never explained.
In a 2002 article in Harper’s magazine, however, Paul Limbert Allman “solves” the riddle. The answer: New Yorker short story writer Donald Barthelme.
As his analysis unfolds, and hypothetical interactions between Rather and Barthelme become bitter vengeance. Allman begins to sound more than a bit like Charles Kinbote, the protagonist of one of my absolute favorite novels ever, Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov. Which is not who you want to sound like if you’re really gunning for credibility.
Pale Fire is structured an eponymous epic poem by a dead poet named John Shade, and the increasingly unhinged footnotes added by Kinbote, Shade’s self-deluding neighbor/colleague/groupie/stalker.
So if the Pale Fire logic holds, then [calculates on fingers] I think that means Allman attacked Dan Rather. Or that Allman is a figment of Rather’s imagination. It could go either way.
The frequency: Solving the riddle of the Dan Rather beating [ via jessamyn]
“Kenneth, what is the frequency?” [wikipedia]

Untitled (Composition with Taxi, Tree & Halston)

We were driving back from the storage unit Sunday morning, when we saw this spectacular and impossible-seeming scene on E 63rd St & Park:

A taxi, slammed full force, backwards and against traffic, into a tree in front of the townhouse Paul Rudolph created for Halston.

Apparently, a carjacker came flying off the bridge, hit the taxi, sent it spinning, and then backed back up 63rd to flee down Lexingon. And all before 8 in the morning. According to the super of a nearby building, the whole incident was captured on security cameras, so I should be checking the local evening news.

NO WAY: Did Sarah Palin Use Paris Hilton’s Stylist??

UPDATE: NO WAY, says Lisa Kline’s publicist. Check out the update at the bottom of the post.
UPDATE UPDATE: Now the NY Times has moved the Two Lisa Klines Theory ball down the field.
The payee for several of the fashion-related “campaign accessories” receipts included in this $150,000 Palin Shopping Spree is listed as Lisa L Kine of New York City. So far, I haven’t found any such person at the address given in the report.
But there is Lisa Kline, whose Google result reads, “Lisa Kline boutique clothing has hot designer jeans and dress shirts inspired by celebrity fashion style. High-end fashion in Beverly Hills…” Indeed, Lisa Kline boutique is on Robertson Blvd, the, Ground Zero [sic] of celebrity fashion.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Kline also just so happens to be the source of the leopard-print swimsuit Paris Hilton wore in her ad lampooning John McCain after he criticized Obama as a “celebrity.” Please, please let this be the same person.
I forwarded this Vimeo clip from Lisa Kline’s MySpace page to the owners of Pacifier, the Minneapolis baby store. They say they’re “pretty sure” that is the Republican Party operative who came in and purchased Trig Palin’s outfit a few hours before Sarah Palin’s speech at the GOP Convention.

[mini-doc] – Lisa Kline from [city of others] on Vimeo.
Let that sink in for a minute. I have a phoneathon for the kid’s preschool to attend.
UPDATE: Lisa Kline says NO WAY, she’s not Lisa Kline. Or at least Lisa Kline’s publicist says Lisa Kline isn’t Lisa Kline. I spoke with Lisa Kline of Beverly Hills’ publicist, who said that, while she wishes she could take the publicity, it’s not her Lisa Kline. In fact, her Lisa Kline has never even been to Minneapolis, and she couldn’t have dressed Sarah Palin because Lisa Kline boutique doesn’t sell suits. Also, if I wanted, she could suggest some great items from Lisa Kline’s baby store on Robertson for little Trig Palin for my story. So I guess that clears that up.
I also just spoke with Jon from Pacifier again, and he’s still pretty sure that the woman he sold Trig’s outfit to looks and sounds like Beverly Hills Lisa in her MySpace video. I guess we’ll wait for the real [sic] Lisa Kline to step forward and accept her accolades from the world’s media.
update update:: it’s not 100% yet, but the NY Times’ Caucus Blog makes a rather persuasive, data-based case that there are two Lisa Klines, one for Paris Hilton, and an entirely other one for Sarah Palin. They have different middle initials and everything.

Hope And A Dollar Won’t Get Me On The Bus

Much less get me one of thesehere sweet Obama banners.

After almost a week of daily trips past this sign/awning company with giant vinyl Obama – HOPE banners by Shepherd Fairey on either side, I resolved to scale the building and steal them. One, at least one.

Alas, my diabolical plan was thwarted by the friendly guy laughing and waving at me as I snapped a photo–and the two hungry kids in the backseat. Oh well. And anyway, it looks like there’s a HopeCam perched above it.

Coop, Rafael. Rafael, Coop

What looked like a cement plant or oil refinery–but what obviously was neither–on a jet-lag-early walk through downtown Los Angeles turned out to be Coop Himmelblau’s High School for the Performing Arts, an aggressively industrial design that will serve as the eastern gateway to a massive cultural redevelopment plan in the works for Grand Avenue.

The original workaday design for a much-needed high school was given the boot, replaced by the PA school, with a huge event space, at the behest of Eli Broad, noted philanthropist.

Recently, Broad has been noted for not giving away quite enough of his billions of dollars or contemporary artworks as others think he should. The Coop school is significantly over budget and behind schedule, and critics complain that the LA School District is stuck footing the bill. [The project has already blown through the figures in Nicolai Ouroussoff’s 2003 article on the project, supposedly reaching over $200 million.]

That prow-like tower will be sweet, though, no doubt an inspiration to thousands of future kings of the world. My favorite part about the building is the perforated, skeletal tower’s dramatic contrast/challenge to the cliff-like solidity of Rafael Moneo’s LA Cathedral and its bell tower. I’m not sure if freeway appeal is the most important priority for LA’s high schools, but this one sure has it.

Have you seen me? Beware the Jabberwock

Anyone know who made this rather sweet linoleum block print [I’m guessing, at first I thought it was woodblock] of the first stanza of the Jabberwock?

Those hands are awesome.

If You See Something, Eat Something

Saw this poster on the DC Metro recently, the unwarranted, grandiose arrogance of which has always bugged me.

Also, I have never seen a subway rat the size of a house cat in all my years. The size of a ferret, maybe. Or a chihuahua lying down. But not a cat.

The NY Times’ 53 Places It’s Safe For Your Folks From Scarsdale To Visit In 2008

re: The 53 Places to Go in 2008
I was intrigued as the next guy by the list of 53 Places we’re supposed to go in 2008, then I realized that almost without exception, the “reason” to go is the opening at long last of that destination’s first “luxury” accommodations. Which seems about the dumbest reason I can think of for choosing where to travel.
I started pulling out all the quotes, Zagat-style, but I got so bored, I quit around 40. You get the idea, though. And you have to admit, those exceptions are rather awesome: who needs an Aman Resort when you have “flower bloggers” and “death squads”?

  • 1 Laos: “luxury teak houseboats”; “seriously upscale Residence”
  • 2 Lisbon: “style-savvy”; “avant-garde status”
  • 3 Tunisia: “undergoing a Morocco-like luxury makeover”; “stylish boutique hotels”; “increasing numbers of well-heeled travelers”
  • 4 Mauritius: “Four Seasons resort”
  • 5 Mid-Beach, Miami: “faded glitterati hangouts” with “multimillion-dollar renovations”; “a Mid-Beach outpost of the members-only Soho House”
  • 6 South Beach, Miami: “red carpet of designer hotels”
  • 7 Maldives: “high-end hotels expected to open next year”; 50 villas “allowing guests to observe the rich marine life while still lying in bed.”
  • 8 Death Valley: “flower bloggers already speculating about a dazzling spring bloom”
  • 9 Courchevel: “ultra-exclusive”; billionaires fuel the “consumption of Cristal jeroboams and high-ticket hotels”; “sumptuous”; “rustic-chic apartments”
  • 10 Libya: “luxury hotels and golf courses are planned”
  • 11 Hvar: “a new Riviera”; “fills with yachts”
  • 12 Puerto Vallarta: “some dozen gay-friendly hotels”; “a glut of bars and clubs”
  • 13 Sylt: “the ‘Hamptons of Germany'”
  • 14 Prague: “youth hostels are being squeezed by luxe hotels”
  • 15 Quito: “a crop of upscale hotels has arrived”
  • 16 Liverpool: more “than just the Beatles”
  • 17 Munich: “hybrid Mercedes-Benz taxis”; “cushy living”; “posh new hotel”
  • 18 Iran: “luxury cruise liner”
  • 19 Tuscany: “the nine-hole course covers 247 acres”
  • 20 Anguilla: “Just when you thought the Caribbean island of Anguilla couldn’t get any fancier”; “172 luxury accommodations”; “3,200 feet of private waterfront”
  • 21 Bogota: “remembered for its death squads”
  • 22 Playa Blanca, Panama: “tres chic beach club”; “‘sexiest project in Panama'”
  • 23 Alexandria: “upscale cafes”
  • 24 Mazatlan: “a half-dozen resorts are now in the works”
  • 25 St Lucia: “upscale progress marches on”; “eco-hedonistic resorts”; “private jet terminal”
  • 26 Oslo: “one of the world’s most expensive cities”; “two new design hotels”
  • 27 Buenos Aires: “the first five-star gay hotel in Latin America”; “bohemian-chic”
  • 28 Rimini, Italy: “Italy’s bling party capital”; “style-conscious”; “raging club scene, cool boites and designer hotels”
  • 29 Malawi: “luxury lodge”
  • 30 Roatan: “waking up with big plans”; “Westin Resort & Spa”
  • 31 Mozambique: “high-end lodges”; “luxurious tented bandas”
  • 32 Kuwait City; “a slate of opulent hotels”
  • 33 Verbier: “will get decidedly more upper class”
  • 34 Lombok: “other high-end hotels are on the way”
  • 35 Northwest Passage: “Notwithstanding last month’s sinking of an Antarctic cruise ship”
  • 36 Easter Island: “its first luxury resort”
  • 37 Virgin Gorda: “raising its profile” with “three villas measuring 8,000 square feet”
  • 38 Namibia: “the country is going eco-deluxe”; “stylish decor and matching rates”; “planning five luxury hotels”
  • Pics From Kyoto And Hong Kong

    Just a couple of photos I took while in Kyoto and Hong Kong last week:
    The Third Eye: Olafur Eliasson’s installations in the world’s Louis Vuitton windows. Here’s Hong Kong, which required three to fill it up:


    A vintage mid-century Japanese prefab house that looks surprisingly modern these days, and increasingly rare: post-war buildings don’t tend to stick around in Japan this long:


    I rather impulsively bought an ironing board at Muji, but with no practical way to take it home, I ended up leaving it at the hotel. It was a damn fine-looking ironing board, though, let me tell you.
    I mention it because the same hoarding impulse struck me when I saw this eminently restorable black lacquer-finish credenza on the street in Kyoto. The backside was gorgeous, actually. Somehow, I managed to think through–and abandon–any ideas for shipping this bad boy before dragging it across the street to the hotel.

    kyoto_vintage_credenza flickr photostream [flickr]

    Michael Weiss Devastates His Reputation As A Dude

    Michael Weiss’s reading of the crypto-Republican subtext of John Hughes’ 80’s teen films seems remarkably tone deaf, even to someone who was growing up as a clueless cultural Republican teenager at the time.
    On the other hand, I don’t know what could be more depressing than to realize the genius behind Sixteen Candles is also behind Beethovens 1-5. Oh wait, I do know: that there are potentially four more Beethovens left.
    The Political Conservatism of John Hughes [slate]

    Geodesic dome house in Reykjavik

    Geodesic dome house in Reykjavik

    Originally uploaded by gregorg.

    So Olafur Eliasson’s work includes many references to the work of Buckminster Fuller, especially to geodesic domes. There are some hanging on the wall right next to me, in fact.

    Turns out thanks to the work of a former student/collaborator of Fuller, Einarr Thorstein, the Icelandic power company used geodesic domes as their standard architectural form. They now dot the country, situated on geothermal wellpoints and along pipelines.

    AND there’s a double dome house [pictured] in a Reykjavik housing development. Down the street is a double pyramid house, too; otherwise, the place looks like Fullterton, California circa 1980.